Next shows on Phantom Dec 31st and Jan 1st

I’m back after a short Christmas break, and will be on-air on Phantom 105.2 twice this week.

Thur Dec 31st – 0900-1300

Fri Jan 1st 0900-1200

You can get us on 105.2fm in Dublin and surrounding area, or worldwide via or via the iPhone app.

Other than that, it’s back to writing again. I’m about 50% complete on my second book (and no, I’m not telling what it’s about yet) and I really need to have a finished first draft by the end of February, so there’s a lot to do.

Whatever you are doing, have a great New Year’s Eve, I’ll be staying in this time!


Christmas Dates 2009

This Christmas I’ll be on-air on Christmas Day, after missing the last couple of years (I did every Christmas from 2000 to 2005 on Phantom, and Christmas 87 and 88 on Caroline).

If you get the chance to join me, you will be very welcome, I will be live from 0900 to midday on Phantom 105.2.

You can listen on FM in the Greater Dublin Area and adjoining counties, nationwide on UPC cable ch.935, or worldwide via or via our iPhone app.

I’m also on air on Dec 31st 0900-1300 and Jan 1st 0900-1200..

Wishing you a very Happy Christmas and a great New Year.


Just like old times – Radio Jackie “Raided” by council

Ah, Kingston Council.

When they’re not busy chopping down trees in public parks so that developers can get better views from their new apartments, they’re harassing local business.

The clip below is from the CCTV camera on the building next door to Radio Jackie, and shows the Royal Borough of Kingston (RBK) officials accompanied by police as they mount a daring raid on . . . a tiny advertising board.

They say it’s obstructing the pavement, despite being beside an area of pavement cafe.

Grin and bare it!

I would do anything for music, but I won’t will do that.

I’ve promised myself that in the next 12 months I’m going to try to do lots of things I’ve never done before, especially ones that push me out of my comfort zone.

So when Hotpress photographer Ruth Medjber put a call out for nude models “of all ages, shapes and sizes” for an album cover photo-shoot, I put my hands up – and my trousers down!

Over the years I’ve done some strange things for the love of music. I’ve carried heavy car batteries through the woods at unearthly hours on Sunday mornings (to get the alternative rock station South East Sound on the air in London back in the 80s) , I’ve risked death climbing onto the roof of a ship in 110mph winds to catch a rogue guy wire threatening to entangle with a 50kw broadcast antenna – still switched on at the time (keeping Radio Caroline on air during the Great Hurricane of 1987 – see Shiprocked for details) and I’ve enthusiastically lent airtime on shows on Phantom to hopeful bands looking for their first first airplay.

So taking my clothes off in a warm theatre, surrounded by other naked people shouldn’t be such a big deal really.

But nudity is linked to so many hangups and vulnerabilities, and there is the whole body image thing – yes, we men do have it too, especially when we are the wrong side of fourty, and the wrong side of fourteen stone to boot. Plus, in my whole adult life I don’t think I’ve ever been naked in front of anyone that I wasn’t about to have sex with.

I approach The Gate Theatre in Dublin full of an old man’s anxieties.

Will I be the only older person here? The only fuller figure? The only person coming on his own? Will that make me look like a dirty old man? Will people be looking at me? How do I avoid looking at other people while not obviously looking away either? Oh God, why do we have to make things so complex?

I am the first to arrive. The first of the “naked people” or models that is – the band are already in situ, and getting groomed for their photo session.

The Red Labels are a great bunch of guys, who carry a good tune, and if this photo shoot helps build awareness of their new EP then I’m all for it. But that doesn’t get rid of the awkwardness.

The photographer Ruth arrives, very professional and calming, and the other models start to arrive in twos and threes, roughly half and half male and female, most in their twenties or thirties, but a few around my age. I am not the only person to arrive on their own, thankfully, nor the only older man. Well that’s all right then.

People mostly stick in their groups, and I chat to another guy on his own, an actor who wants to use this opportunity to get used to being naked on stage, in case he needs to do it sometime for a role. I tell him how I’m trying to stretch myself out of my comfort zone, and observe that I might get some colourful new experience to help me as a writer.

The bright lights are set up, and Ruth tells us that there will be two main poses – one of us all, naked, sitting in the seats of the theatre, around the (fully clothed) band members, with masks to anonymise ourselves. There will then be another shoot on stage, with the band surrounded by a semi-cricle of naked people, all backs to the camera, but wearing the masks on the back of our head, to make us into spooky-faced arse people.

We’re then moved around to get the best mix of people in different positions, and for lighting tests. We’re all still fully clothed at this stage, but the nervous excitement, the joking and the giggling is growing. Two women put sitting together recognise each other – one is married to the other’s cousin. there are squeals of laughter and conspiratorial excitement as this is discovered. We are given the masks – we will wear these in the frontal shots too for anonimity, and then the moment of no return comes – it is time to take off our clothes.

Any initial embarrassment I might have expected to feel is quickly knocked out of my mind by the simple practical problem of HOW to get undressed while crammed into a theatre seat in the middle of a crowd of people. It’s easy enough to get the shirt off and the trousers down, but getting them off my ankles and my socks off too without belting a stranger in the process requires a lot of coordination. Around me I can see a flurry of arms, legs and breasts flying all over the place as my fellow models come to grips with the same dilemma. And then we are all naked, masks on, and sitting giggling in our seats as Ruth takes shot after shot trying to get the right angle.

I think she is having a harder time of it then us – we can see very little with our masks on, we are jokey and giddy, she can see everything, and has to try to get us to settle down and stay in position for the shot.

Then it is time to set up the other shot, and if there was any modesty to be had while sitting demurely in the rows of seating, it is lost in the scramble up onto the stage. There are no steps up from the floor, and there is no way that a naked man or woman can heave themselves up the 4 feet onto the edge of the stage gracefully.

And so we go up in a flurry of arses, which is good, because it is our backsides that are in demand for the next shot.

Ruth wants the semi-circle to be male-female-male-female all along the line, but there are too many men at my end.

“Don’t worry, they probably won’t be able to tell from behind” I say to the guy next to me.

“Are you saying I have a bird’s arse?” he asks me good naturedly, before calling out to the group “Hey, do I have an arse like a girl? Do I?”

Ruth is on hand to redistribute the sexes, and I find myself standing close in line between two women, as naked as I am, and forced into physical contact, arm brushing arm as we stand together.

They are warm. It seems strange to me, and yet it shouldn’t. All people are warm, its just that we don’t normally come into contact with the bare skin of each other as we rush through the crowds in town. There is something very bonding about that warmth, it takes away any last nervousness, and I can chat happily to them without any self consciousness. Perhaps, I wonder, there might be more peace and equality in society if we all had to go about naked, and regularly hugged each other. Can’t see it catching on in the Irish climate (geographic or moral) though.

Someone slaps the redhead beside me on the bottom and she looks around.

“That wasn’t me” I say.

“Oh I know” she says “but I wouldn’t blame you if it was. There are some things so wonderful and sexy you just have to touch them them don’t you?

“Like breasts” she adds, and starts making the hand gesture for cupping breasts “You just have to touch breasts”

“Oh yes” I agree, with never a truer thought to come out of my mouth  “you have to touch breasts”.

Well, so much for me being the shy one was wasn’t going to look or talk. Far from the disrobing being the difficult moment, it seems that when the clothes came off, the barriers came down. Some of the people in the photo-shoot have taken part in other art-shots of naked groups in Dublin in the past, and I can see now why they are so relaxed about doing it again.

We seem to be standing there arm to arm for a long time while the shots are taken – we can hear but not see what is going on, though as the masks are now on the back of our heads, we can at least give each other the odd smile and have some degree of eye contact.

Getting down from the stage is easier than getting up, and now it is time to don clothes, and become somehow more anonymous again.

Leaving the building, I can’t help but think that maybe the clothes are a heavier disguise than the mask.

Attack of the spooky-faced arse people!


LV18 ship plans go to council

Former lightship LV18 at Harwich for the Pirate BBC Essex event at Easter 2009

Interesting piece in the (Harwich local) press about the LV18, the lightship that has been used for a number of radio-related events over the years. Apparently there are some objections to plans to bring it to the quayside in Harwich permanently.

Radio aside, I can’t think of a better attraction for a town whose existance is so entwined with British maritime history than a marine/lightship exhibit/museum.

I’ll watch this one with interest.

By the way, although the article says this is the only remaining lightship, there are examples of very similar lightsship still complete in Ireland – currently located at Arklow, Co. Wicklow, Kilmore Quay, Co. Wexford, and Dublin’s North Wall Quay.

Sunday show (6th) and Oxegen tickets

I’m on Phantom 105.2 this Sunday 6th December 2009 covering my old show Random Access, with all your requests, plus I will be giving away a pair of VIP Oxegen 2010 earlybird tickets!

The Oxegen competition runs from Friday through to Sunday this weekend – listen in for chances to get yourself into the draw from which I will be pulling the winner.

See for details, Random Access the all-request show is Sunday 7-9pm.